A hilarious how-to guide on being human by everyones favorite Bending Unit, Bender B. Rodriguez.

HEY MEATBAG! Are you a human or do you just want to be one? Do you think youre good at being human? Well, youre WRONG, pal! Get right with the info in Benders Guide to Life: By me, Bender!, and you too can be almost human! Heres all the nitty-gritty detail on how to eat, drink, and be merry, in home life, work life, or any other kind of life that you might have.

From office pranks to how NOT to Kill all humans!, Benders Guide to Life features original art and questionable advice for the ages from all your Futurama favorites including Fry, Leela, Amy, and yes, Bender himself. And even some from no ones favorite, Dr. John Zoidberg.

A truly delightful book loaded with useful information. Me, Bender

So smart, so helpful, essential reading for all humans. Also me, Bender

Best book Ive ever read. Youre a dummy if you disagree. Bender B. Rodriguez, Robot

Hell steal your heart . . . and your wallet. Professor Farnsworth or somebody